So many things saved up on my computer that the world simply deserves to see…
So glad Caroline is blogging again.
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“ The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you. ”
Prince, speaking to the Daily Mirror’s Peter Willis.
PREACH.
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(via thedailywhat)
Oh prince….
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To The Shithead Who Stole My Bicycle Tires
Hello!
I don’t think we’ve ever met, but my name is Nick Gertonson and I believe I have the frame to your new bicycle.
You must’ve forgotten to take it when you were stealing my tires.
That’s okay. To err is human, right? I mean, I forget things too sometimes. In fact, the other day I was buying groceries at Jewel, and as I’m walking out the door with my Bananas and AJAX the cashier starts calling “Sir, SIR!”. So I turn around and, WHOOPS! I forgot to take my coupons! I was so embarrassed!
But anyway, yeah, the frame is sitting in my apartment right now; you can come pick it up whenever you’d like! That is, unless you didn’t want the frame. Did you not want the frame? I know you’re probably thinking, “Who needs the rest of the bicycle when you’ve got some badass tires to roll around with!” It’s a decent frame. Maybe it just wasn’t as cool as those tires.
I hope that, one day, you’re able to steal yourself a nice frame or something and pop those suckers on there. Damn, that’d look so pimp! You know what you should do? You should try and steal a red one, or my friend has a green bike that would look so SICK with my tires on it.
DUDE!
When you get the bike all put together, you should take it into the woods or something and do some off-roading! My tires are really good for off-roading! I just had the back axel replaced so it shouldn’t snap off or anything as you hop over logs and shit. That would be really terrible. What would be worse would be if you were racing downhill and then both tires simultaneously exploded or something and the spokes snapped off and stabbed you through the eyes as you tumbled down the hill, smashing your thick, thieving skull into the rocks and trees as you cried and vomited all over your stupid tangled body.
But don’t worry, those tires are really durable, and you know what, I forgot how valuable they are, and how much of a market there is for heavily used, stolen, bicycle tires! You could easily make, twenty to thirty dollars.
I really do hope you enjoy them, whether you plan to ride them or sell them for dope money!
Yours,
Nick Gertonson
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