July 2010
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“The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to...”
– Prince, speaking to the Daily Mirror’s Peter Willis. PREACH. [mirror.] (via thedailywhat) Oh prince….
Jul 5th
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To The Shithead Who Stole My Bicycle Tires
Hello! I don’t think we’ve ever met, but my name is Nick Gertonson and I believe I have the frame to your new bicycle. You must’ve forgotten to take it when you were stealing my tires. That’s okay. To err is human, right? I mean, I forget things too sometimes. In fact, the other day I was buying groceries at Jewel, and as I’m walking out the door with...
Jul 3rd
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May 2010
1 post
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thedailywhat: Lights Out: Crater Face. [drawn!] This is beautiful. Worth reblogging and watching!
May 21st
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April 2010
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For those of you who still follow this old blog. Check out the latest episode of Gertonberg! More here!
Apr 16th
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March 2010
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January 2010
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Jan 3rd
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December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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This video deserves to be seen. Jake and I had a bit too much fun making it!
Dec 26th
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Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir: Tumblr users: Reblog this post by Dec. 26th and we will follow your blog by Jan. 1st! Take some time this HOLIDAY SEASON and watch a Jake & Amir, or whatevah!
Dec 24th
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Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait →
michaelmcgee: siddman: NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.” “After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference. As to whether Mr....
Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Just in time for the holiday season!
Dec 18th
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Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. “Gotta catch em all, bitch!”
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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WOW!
Dec 15th
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Dec 2nd
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November 2009
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Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
Nov 8th
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Six Oh! Oh! One Four.
midwestmarina: It was decided today by one such CA resident and one such TX resident that IL doesn;t have college required state history for the following fact: nothing has changed in Illinois. Nor will it ever. This would be a splendid philosophy if it weren’t full of typos and fallacies. Illinois can change if you want it to change. Illinois lets people keep the status quo for as...
Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
October 2009
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Oct 21st
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How incredibly uncomfortable….
Oct 11th
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jstern: God damn you Pixar. I got the chills from the beginning of the trailer!!! This looks incredible. I can’t believe Andy would give away all his toys! Yeesh.
Oct 11th
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I now have 600 friends on facebook...
… and that’s where It’ll remain. If you want to be added. You will have to wait for me to make room on my MASSIVE friend list. Such a peaceful number.
Oct 6th
September 2009
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Monster Dinner
At nine past nine I’m off to bed, I kiss my wife, “Good Evening”. Now up the stairs I sneak away, Each step a risky creaking. I reach the landing, listen soft, The whole upstairs is sleeping. I crack the door to catch a glimpse, Of Emma gently breathing. “Get down from there! What, are you mad!?” I shriek with fear and dread . My Emma sleeping? I think not. She’s standing on her bed! “But, Em,...
Sep 29th
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Listen…but you’re the one who still reads my...
Sep 20th
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Sep 16th
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Sep 1st
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August 2009
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My Summer Goals... By The Numbers (Updated Again)
1. Play Softball - This just wasn’t in the cards FAIL 2. Redo My Room - Woo Hoo! I did this, my room is now beautifully painted! 3. Get Fit, Seriously - It’s slowly happening. I cut out junk. MOTIVATING FAIL 4. Record With Tripod - Ahh, the good ol’ family band. FAIL- The band disbanded. 5. Make Movies, At Least Two - Aaron and I have until Sept 21st to produce at least two...
Aug 30th
Aug 28th
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Aug 25th
Aug 25th
it’s just about time to leave this town and all the unwanted social connections that come with it
Aug 22nd
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Spinach Snoothies
Kenzie (my cousin) and I made spinach “snoothies” today. 4 big handfuls of spinach 1 orange 1 lime 1/4 can of welch’s white grape concentrate  1 tbsp honey ice water she’s “this many” (2) and she drank three sippy cups worth. you should try it. it’s de-lish.
Aug 20th
Aug 20th
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one day, maybe, i will forget how to spell your name…
Aug 20th
nickawesome.com v.5.0
new in this edition? polished visual interface with less clutter. quicker loading time. this is the snow leopard of nickawesome.com’s. : ]
Aug 18th