February 2009
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Some people are unbelievable. →
So, this website. It’s published by some extremist christians who happen to think that my good gullies jake and amir are propagating the “sinful homosexual agenda”. Right when I think that the stupid people of this world can’t get any stupider (sic) I am astonished to see this bullshit.
Jake and Amir FTW
PS. Look for my humerous comment. (Third Down)
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I Want To Go To There
You may have woke up this morning and said, “Today is going to be a good day.” Well guess what… YOUR DAY JUST GOT BETTER. May I present to you, the internets greatest gift to mankind. The Vince soundboard.
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I LLLOVE PANDORA!
Everytime I log on I ALWAYS...
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Resolutions Update
Its February 19th. What better time then now to take a look at my resolutions and see which ones I’ve kept!
1. No Carbonated Beverages. The last time I attempted to conquer this resolution was 2007. I don’t, nor did I back in 2006, drink a lot of soda. I usually indulge in one whenever the opportunity presents itself, (i.e. I see one in the fridge). In 2007 I managed to make it...
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Which ones will you print and frame? →
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Steve Wozniak for the wolf!
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WatchMom, Dad, Grandma.
I suggest you order one- nay, two of these. You can never be too safe!
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WatchOkay, so, as many of the people on my floor know, I am addicted to this video.
I am embarassed that it is a Beyonce parody but nonetheless, it is epic.
Sarah Schneider is like, the Collegehumor Goddess of Goddesses.
Anyone who says Collegehumor is a lame excuse for a website can fight me.
I’ll win.
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American Dad?
Why in the world do I watch American Dad? I mean, it’s nowhere near as good as The Simpsons, or Family Guy.
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Sometimes the Barenaked Ladies know exactly where...
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Idealism Down!
Isn’t it funny how one person can change the way you look at life?
One minute you see the world with an idealistic lens, and in that minute you see the beauty and potential in everything.
The next minute, almost as if by magic, a sad realism sinks in as you begin to realize that things are only as they appear.
It sucks.
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Horrible, horrible, hilarious woman →
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Dont get me wrong, I love John and Kate. But this is just wrong. Poor babies.
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Realism Rd.
So, for lack of a better term, my life has been super intense recently. I’ve been forced to figure out who I am at this point in my life, and it isn’t been easy. The “me” I used to be is suffering, and I need a change. For as long as I can remember, I have been imparted with this, romantic, idealistic view of the world but now, that paradigm is under siege.
According to...
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“Dance like no one is watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, sing like...”
– William Purkey
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Facebook
I’ve left facebook indefinitely.
If you need me, you know how to reach me.
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The Ultimate Valentine's Present
by Jake Hurwitz
Let’s create a hypothetical situation. Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you’ve wasted what little money you had on take out food and subscriptions to amateur porn sites. In this strictly hypothetical situation, let’s just say that your addiction to cheap Chinese food and Asian school girls is kind of making your girlfriend dislike you. So we can just...
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University and First
At 4pm on Saturday evening, I decided I was going to go down to Champagne. I searched the internet in vain, trying to find a train ticket. No dice. The train down to Champagne was booked. A little shaken, I found a Greyhound bus that was leaving at 830. The catch was, I had to be at the bus depot in Chicago an hour ahead of time. So, I ran in and out of the shower, grabbed my backpack and jogged...
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