April 2009
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Nick Lies To His Mom
Nick Gertonson: hi mom!
Mom Gertonson: what’s up
Nick Gertonson: not much
Nick Gertonson: just gettin some work done [i’m facebooking obsessively]
Mom Gertonson: good boy
Mom Gertonson: i miss you, haven’t talked to you in awhile
Nick Gertonson: i know
Nick Gertonson: i been chillin [sleeping]
Mom Gertonson: how are your classes going?
Nick Gertonson: eh
Nick...
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Watchjakeandamir:
Hang Up
Totally rando. Just found this while searching for vids on Jakeandamir.com.
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WatchIt’s safe to say this has no narrative at all. I just wanted to put a video of Mike getting beat up by a 7th grade Nick online.
One Minute Masterpiece Vol.3 - A Day In The Life Of A Street Performer
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Today, 50 different people visited my blog. Isn’t that neat? My only question is, why? I don’t put anything cool up here… maybe its all my older stuff.
Check out my videos, pictures, and collection of music!
What Do You Think Of The New Layout?
I’m very picky when it comes to my layout, and I think I finally made one I’m happy with.
I = Nerd Designing HTML = Pain in the ass.
Maybe now I can actually write about stuff instead of just editing the layout on a blog with no substance. Anyway, check out the links up top and on the side.
Nick
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A Poem by Rosie O'Donnell
carolinegoldfart:
I took the liberty of bolding the truly sensationally touching parts:
On Susan Boyle, the internet sensation:
susan boyle - once in a lifetime authentic real the kind of tv we hardly see anymore in r pre packaged world out she came like fionna in shrek reminding us all how 2 shine inside 2 c the 2 boy brits eyes brimming simon even showed his soul finished wowing the...
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Watchpatrickcassels:
“Ben Linus Reads a Nursery Rhyme” (from Late Night With Jimmy Fallon).
This is probably the best thing I’ve seen all week. Jimmy Fallon’s first funny thing.
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Watch“Man, I sure do love the song, I’ve Been Everywhere, but the fact that it doesn’t have an adequate music video just boggles my mind. Why can’t someone make a sleezy flash animation documenting Johnny Cash’s epic song?”
I have answered your calls. Actually…. I answered those calls a few years ago.
Flash Video Circa 2003 - By ME!
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Gives You Hell The All American Rejects
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WatchFlipper.
This is one movie that we never seemed to finish. Sometime around 2003-ish, David, Brett, Steve, and I tried to make a horror flick. We ended up with 3 minutes of usable footage, and from that I created my second “One Minute Masterpiece”. Enjoy!
And Happy Easter! Whatever that is.
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When It Rains...
via (Amir Blumenfeld)
I got back to my apartment at 11:15pm last night. As I entered the lobby a person walked past me, heading out. I thought nothing of it.
Suddenly I heard a British voice, “Hey Mate?”
He startled me for a second, but I turned around regardless. “Mind if I borrow your umbrella?”
“Umm…” I stalled as the worst possible outcomes flashed through my mind in nanoseconds. “It’s not...
“too much planning for tomorrow makes for a lot of empty yesterdays”
– (via davidfenton)
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WatchHow apropo….. ha.
“stabbing with guns”
– Out Of Context Quote Of The Day
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Clark Gable - The Postal Service
Why is real life...
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WatchOh. My. God. This changes everything.
“There are much worse things than being alone”
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Dialogue I will put in a screenplay someday.
Joan: I hate happiness and all things that smile.
Joe: Really?
Joan: Yes. I've decided I don't like those things anymore.
Joe: You're lame.
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midwestmarina:
allisonweiss:
“Why Bother” -...
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WatchOne Minute Masterpiece Episode One
“Lost Watch”
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