August 2009
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One Of Those Days - Joshua Radin (The King Of All...
Me And My Main Girl Are Making A Documentary.
Hold on to your pants, Crystal Lake.
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“GET ON THE FUCKING BOAT!”
– Noah
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midwestmarina:
Note To Self:
If ever you start to feel something for anyone, don’t bring them to your hometown. Even if they reside a street away, plan all hangouts for a distant town, a hidden cafe.
This way, you don’t have to feel as hallow as a chocolate rabbit every time you pass anywhere you spread your disease called love.
Couldn’t agree with you more, kid. It’s just...
When will Verizon get the iPhone?
michaelmcgee:
mcdavis:
mikehudack:
AT&T just nailed me with $105 in charges for text messages. I think about half of them probably dropped on the floor immediately after I was billed for them.
Why not get an unlimited texting plan? Or is it international texts / charges?
Well it costs like $30 on top of your phone plan to get unlimited text messages. It makes no sense to do that when...
What a weird day....
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WatchFucking prick.
Northwestern University College? What’s that? I’ve never heard of it before.
And I just LOVE how everyone assumes he’s going to get in. I mean, c’mon people!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAD TO SLEEP WITH TO GET IN HERE?
…neither do I… *sob*
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At first I was like, "What?!"
… “This girl’s name is Tapir?”
But then I was like, “Ohh, her name is Tamar, and I am as much in love with her as any boy can ever be for a girl.”
Check her out….
No seriously, check her out:
The best part of this video? He smock from The Cheesecake Factory.
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Unanswerable Question #1
Why are some people more prone than others to develop red devil eyes in photographs?
EDIT: My unanswerable question has been answered! (I should have googled it)
sanntain answered your question: Unanswerable Question #1
certain ppl have less melanin in the retina, which allows more light to reflect off the retina, thus causing red eye
Thanks!
WatchGot an extra two hours? Watch this. The Zeitgeist Addendum.
Hey, CBS. It's a fucking Friday night in the...
michaelmcgee:
(via inothernews)
CBS is unbearable.
This is the cutest website around. I pwomise. →
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FML is so last year. Welcome to RML
rockosmodernlife:
Today, I had my appendix taken out only to feel extreme guilt over the lack of attention I have given him these past few years. I took my appendix to the carnival. RML
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I'm going to tweet my entire day. Follow it! →
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WatchThe Golden Philosophy
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Watchjakeandamir:
Taste Test
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My Summer Goals... By The Numbers (Updated)
Status:
Achieved Tasks: 5/17 Failed Tasks: 3/17 Remaining Tasks: 9/17 Days of Summer Remaining: 48
Summer has only just begun and I have either failed or achieved 8 of my many tasks. After cruncherizing the numbers, I have come to discover that I am currently having a D- summer. [5 achieved ÷ 8 sum = .62 summer index rating]
If I accomplish the rest of my tasks, I can make out with a B- [14...
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WatchI think I am in love with the girl in this video.
How did you find my blog?
So, I’m curious. How did y’all discover my blog? Leave a comment here or send me an e-mail. I’ve got quite a few followers and I is just curious how you all found me. Thanks!
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Pizza Hut Prank
Here’s another prank call...
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