things that are also awesome

"The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else...."

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 15:47:28 -0500

“The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you.”

- Prince, speaking to the Daily Mirror’s Peter Willis.

PREACH.

[mirror.]

(via thedailywhat)

Oh prince….

To The Shithead Who Stole My Bicycle Tires

Sat, 03 Jul 2010 14:33:00 -0500

Hello!

I don’t think we’ve ever met, but my name is Nick Gertonson and I believe I have the frame to your new bicycle.

You must’ve forgotten to take it when you were stealing my tires.

That’s okay. To err is human, right? I mean, I forget things too sometimes. In fact, the other day I was buying groceries at Jewel, and as I’m walking out the door with my Bananas and AJAX the cashier starts calling “Sir, SIR!”. So I turn around and, WHOOPS! I forgot to take my coupons! I was so embarrassed!

But anyway, yeah, the frame is sitting in my apartment right now; you can come pick it up whenever you’d like! That is, unless you didn’t want the frame. Did you not want the frame? I know you’re probably thinking, “Who needs the rest of the bicycle when you’ve got some badass tires to roll around with!” It’s a decent frame. Maybe it just wasn’t as cool as those tires.

I hope that, one day, you’re able to steal yourself a nice frame or something and pop those suckers on there. Damn, that’d look so pimp! You know what you should do? You should try and steal a red one, or my friend has a green bike that would look so SICK with my tires on it.

DUDE!

When you get the bike all put together, you should take it into the woods or something and do some off-roading! My tires are really good for off-roading! I just had the back axel replaced so it shouldn’t snap off or anything as you hop over logs and shit. That would be really terrible. What would be worse would be if you were racing downhill and then both tires simultaneously exploded or something and the spokes snapped off and stabbed you through the eyes as you tumbled down the hill, smashing your thick, thieving skull into the rocks and trees as you cried and vomited all over your stupid tangled body.

But don’t worry, those tires are really durable, and you know what, I forgot how valuable they are, and how much of a market there is for heavily used, stolen, bicycle tires! You could easily make, twenty to thirty dollars.

I really do hope you enjoy them, whether you plan to ride them or sell them for dope money!

Yours,

Nick Gertonson

thedailywhat: Lights Out: Crater Face. [drawn!] This is...

Fri, 21 May 2010 00:28:46 -0500

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Crater Face.

[drawn!]

This is beautiful. Worth reblogging and watching!

For those of you who still follow this old blog. Check out the...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:56:52 -0500

For those of you who still follow this old blog.

Check out the latest episode of Gertonberg!

More here!

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Sat, 06 Mar 2010 14:30:17 -0600

My New Favorite Blog!

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 11:33:00 -0600

My New Favorite Blog!

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Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:48:53 -0600

This Episode was a total blast to put together and I hope you...

Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:03:00 -0600

This Episode was a total blast to put together and I hope you all really enjoy it.

gertonberg:

Gertonberg Episode 6 - “Sex Education” will debut on Monday January 11th on NBN!
“New quarter, new classes, same best friend.”
Just as Nick thinks he’s finally shaken his pesky tutor, Aaron returns to teach Nick his most important lesson of all. Join Nick, Aaron and everyone’s favorite roommate, Jake, on the exciting “season” premiere of Gertonberg!

hthugz: thedailywhat: Joel Pett. I said OOOOOO-EEEEEEE what...

Sat, 02 Jan 2010 23:13:55 -0600

hthugz:

thedailywhat:

Joel Pett.

I said OOOOOO-EEEEEEE what up with that. What. Up. With that.

michaelmcgee: twothirty: Unforgettable: A Moment with Kanye...

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:53:17 -0600

michaelmcgee:

twothirty:

Unforgettable: A Moment with Kanye West

How come I have never seen this before. Brilliance. Pure, unadulterated brilliance.

michaelmcgee: Top Photos of the Decade Never forget. Best.

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 15:49:22 -0600

michaelmcgee:

Top Photos of the Decade

Never forget.

Best.

I just finished thanking everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday...

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:03:00 -0600

I just finished thanking everyone who wished me a Happy Birthday on facebook.

I AM THE INTERNET KING.

It was a difficult task especially since I’m sure that by setting my status to “Thanks Y’all” I just about covered it. But I just had to personally thank everyone for helping make my birthday just a little bit more exciting; because I tell you what, those little red notification icons in the corner are the most addicting things.

Easter Egg: Nicole Silverberg’s Blog. Read it. Love it. She is good as Chex Mix. : ]

diaryofarevolutionary: so once upon a time in a city by the...

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 01:32:00 -0600

diaryofarevolutionary:

so once upon a time in a city by the name of richmond, va - there once lived a sushi place named sticky rice.

they have fantabulous sushi and they have the most amazing tater tots.

the. end.

i want this. right now.

I spent the better part of my day editing together this latest...

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 03:17:00 -0600

I spent the better part of my day editing together this latest episode of Gertonberg. Aaron is home in New England and I am here in the midwest. We were able to collaborate remotely and film our individual sections independently then edit them together into one. I’m really proud of the end product and I hope you all enjoy it.

We’re going to start Season Two of our show on January 11th, so keep an eye out. Check out Gertonberg.com for more!

This video deserves to be seen. Jake and I had a bit too much...

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:52:27 -0600

This video deserves to be seen. Jake and I had a bit too much fun making it!

Happy Holidays!

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:13:49 -0600

jakeandamir:

Tumblr users: Reblog this post by Dec. 26th and we will follow your blog by Jan. 1st!

Take some time this HOLIDAY SEASON and watch a Jake & Amir, or whatevah!

Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:55:00 -0600

Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait:

michaelmcgee:

siddman:

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”

“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.

As to whether Mr. Jonas’ bride agreed with his “that’s it?” assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, “That’s what she said.”

(via phoenixlily)thismightsuck:crowth:

“That’s what she said.” GAME OVER.

Probably the funniest news report in history. Poor role model.

michaelmcgee: soupsoup: rillawafers: Sen. Whitehouse: There...

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:18:34 -0600

michaelmcgee:

soupsoup:

rillawafers:

Sen. Whitehouse: There Will Be A ‘Reckoning’ For GOP’s ‘Desperate, No-Holds-Barred Mission Of Propaganda’

NAILED IT.

My new favorite Senator. Perfect speech. Check it out.

Just in time for the holiday season!

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:27:28 -0600

Just in time for the holiday season!

Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while....

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 01:11:05 -0600

Quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. “Gotta catch em all, bitch!”