jstern:
I will not be attending Berkeley next year but that doesn’t mean I can’t sit back and remember all the people I met, friends I made, and hippies I pissed off. At Cal, I served as an “investigative journalist.” Here is one of my many correspondent pieces.
Start at the 1:00 mark. Seriously. Don’t watch anything before it if you don’t want your eyes burned out and your ears to bleed.
FYI: This video is about the selection process for the commencement speaker. I made up all of the “celebrity names,” and merely paired up the names with pictures of random people I took from google images. They don’t exist.
FFYYII: Watch out for the “disappearing paraplegic” at the 1:30 mark…you’ll see what I mean.
I’ve actually seen this video before, now I come to find the oh so sharp reporter is good friends with my good friend Caroline. Very ace.
michaelmcgee:
meginthecity:
OMG, you guys.
Lolz.
It’s times like these where I wish tumblr had a “I REALLY dislike this and PRAY TO GOD that this does not become a reality” feature. Send him to Georgetown, or somewhere else. Ugh.
michaelmcgee:
thedailywhat:
Meet Your New Internet Celebrity of the Day: This clip of a verbal altercation between a man and an extremely unusual dog owner is destined for explosive viral status, so we’re getting in on the ground floor.
Let me just say this: If biting crotches is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
[via.]
“He bite my vagina two times.” What?!?
A most worthy reblog.
carolinegoldfart:
Okay, this shit is obviously staged. No big deal. But also, if it were real, wouldn’t it be fantastic? This mysterious director, with a huge Hurricane Katrina complex?
Either way, enjoy this fake footage of a girl fucking up her weather woman audition.
What is this girl’s name? I want to marry her.
